By Bob Gaydos

Christa Pike, alive on a respirator.

    You had one job. Kill the 50-year-old woman who has been waiting in her private cell at Riverbend Maximum Security Institution in Nashville for 30 years for the day to arrive.

    You botched it.

     Then you botched it again. You could not kill a defenseless woman, lying on a gurney preparing to meet her maker, even “happy,” and wondering why her arm was burning. And now she was snoring.

      Not dead.

      Americans have been debating the pros and cons of capital punishment for, well, ever. Recently, the debate had calmed down to a matter of, if you’re going to do it, at least make it humane. Gas or a firing squad are options used in  a few states, but using an injection of a lethal drug has become the widely accepted, humane, way of killing killers. Until Tennessee botched the job.

      There was nothing humane about the way the execution of Christa Pike was carried out. “Cruel and unusual” reentered the debate. Medical workers first had difficulty drawing blood from her. Then they had trouble starting an IV line, making seven or eight attempts to find a place to administer the lethal dose of pentobarbital.

     When the first attempt failed, the curtains for the viewing audience were closed while the medical team presumably regrouped. Then the curtains were opened again to a similar result. The curtains were closed and the medical team apparently transferred to a life-saving operation rather than an execution.

    As this is written, Christa Pike remains alive on a respirator and the governor of Tennessee has suspended all executions for the rest of the year while an independent investigation is conducted to try to figure out what happened. Good decision.

     Tennessee’s prison boss has resigned and Pike’s lawyers have asked that her death sentence be commuted and changed to life, such as it is.

    Pike, who did not deny her role in the slaying, received the death sentence for the brutal murder of a 19-year-old classmate whom she saw as a rival for her boyfriend’s affection. A box-cutter and concrete block were used in the killing. The boyfriend, who also took part in the murder, actually carved a pentagon into the victim’s body. Since he was 17 at the time, he could not be sentenced as an adult under Tennessee law. He received life imprisonment with the possibility of parole. Since Pike was 18, just a year older than her boyfriend, she got the death sentence. Her lawyers had argued at sentencing that she had bipolar disorder, post-traumatic stress disorder and had been severely sexually abused.

      She would have been the first woman executed in Tennessee in more than 200 years, but she was not even the first person this year Tennessee had trouble killing. In another case, although they tried multiple times at various places on the body, officials couldn’t find a suitable vein for the injection, so the execution was also postponed. That has happened in other states. However, Pike is the first person in the country to actually receive an injection of the lethal drugs and remain alive, according to the Death Penalty Information Center.

     Much of the argument against capital punishment has focused on the fact that people of color or people with limited financial means are more likely to receive the death penalty. Still true. 

      On the other side, it is often argued that the state shouldn’t have to pay to keep a convicted killer alive for the rest of his or her life. Christa Pike has received free room and board courtesy of the state of Tennessee for 30 years while officials waited to kill her. Hardly swift justice.

      Tennessee has another job: Review its entire capital punishment system, from “Do we want it?” to “How do we do it?” Given this red flag, other states might consider doing the same thing.               

       How those questions are answered says more about us than about the killers. 

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Note: Shortly after this column was posted, Pike’s lawyers said she was conscious and speaking.

THE REPORT … mowers, mail, movies and moving Michael Cohen

April 20, 2020

Bob Gaydos

    So the lawn guy showed up unannounced and unsummoned today to a great deal of running about, barking and general enthusiasm. The dogs were excited, too. Went out to greet him at appropriate social distance. “You mowing?” I asked. “We’re essential!” He answered. “Heard last week. That Cuomo’s a tough cookie.” Yes, he is. Thankful for that. By the way, the grass is now neat and manageable for walking about and tending to business. The dogs are excited about that as well. Grateful to have a lawn guy.

  —  By the way … Michael Cohen, we hardly knew ya and now you’re about to leave us? The onetime lawyer/fixer for Hewhosenameshallnotbespokenhere has been residing at a minimum security federal prison camp in Otisville, about a 10-minute drive down the road from us. But if Cohen comes through a two-week quarantine in a medium security penitentiary next door, he’ll be going home to finish out his three-year sentence. He can thank COVID-19. Since social distancing is a major challenge in prison, some federal inmates are being switched to home confinement. Also, Orange County, where Otisville is located, had 211 confirmed virus-related deaths at this posting. My first reaction to the Cohen news was that somebody cut him a break. But then I remembered he cut a deal with the feds to get a lighter sentence on campaign fraud and lying to the FBI about hush money paid for Hewho… so Hewho wouldn’t likely make a call for Cohen. Looks like the system just did its job. Go figure.

   — By the way … We’re doing our part to burnish the reputation of Netflix and Amazon Prime during this period of isolation. Recent viewing includes “The Danish Girl, “The Coldest Game” and “The Ladies in Lavender.” Each is a little quirky, but time-passable with some good performances. Any suggestions, please feel free in the comment section.

    — By the way … If the post office is worried about losing $2 billion a

Forget the rain, snow, etc., the Post Office needs cash.

month because of the pandemic and Republicans in Congress won’t bail it out, why doesn’t Jeff Bezos just sign a month-to-month contract with the USPS to make up the difference? He could do it out of his pocket change and not even touch his Amazon stock. It would actually be a patriotic thing to do.

  —  By the way … a report just issued by the Republican-led Senate Intelligence Committee confirmed that the 2017 assessment by U.S. intelligence agencies that Russia covertly meddled in the 2016 presidential election, with the ultimate goal of helping Hewhoshallnotbenamed win, was accurate. Big surprise only in that Republicans admitted it.

   —  And finally, by the way … if there was any doubt left of the utter lack of basic decency in today’s GOP, I give you Dan Patrick, lieutenant governor of the great state of Texas, which is starting to reopen its economy despite warnings from medical experts that it’s too soon and spreading the virus could result in deaths. Says Patrick: “There are more important things than living and that’s saving this country.” No plan. No leadership. No concern or compassion. Nothing. Texas is no country for old men or women.

Bob Gaydos is writer-in-residence at zestoforange.com.

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