Where in the World is Trump?
Saturday, October 4th, 2025
Missing in action
By Bob Gaydos
Where in the world
is Donald Trump?
Up in his bedroom
texting on his rump?
The government’s come
to a grinding halt.
Republicans, though in charge,
say the Dems are at fault.
Not that it matters.
The House has gone home.
No one can vote,
not even by remote.
But Trump has been missing
since the generals’
silent dissing.
Embarrassed? Enraged?
Or merely incontinent?
Doesn’t matter. We can handle the news.
Of that, I feel confident.
Is he ailing? Is he failing?
Is he simply off his feed?
Is he prepping his notes
for the next shutdown dance?
Or should we get ready
for President Vance?
Oh, where in the world
is Donald Trump?
If he’s golfing on Epstein’s Island,
I’ll feel like a chump.