A Baseball Lover’s Laments
By Michael Kaufman
Poor Howie Rose and Josh Lewin. The two radio announcers for the New York Mets have had their hands full, not to mention their mouths full of marbles, struggling their way through the copy for the new Wendy’s ad touting the fast-food chain’s new Tuscan chicken on ciabatta sandwich: “Go for the gusto with our lightly breaded chicken, rich garlic with roasted tomato aioli and sliced asiago cheese, on a toasted ciabatta bun. Available for a limited time only.” After stumbling on “aioli” and “asiago” the other night Lewin closed with, “Available for a limited time only at Wendy’s, home of hard-to-pronounce foods.” A couple of night later Rose, perhaps too focused on avoiding mispronouncing aioli and/or asiago, stumbled on “tomato.”
But I feel even sorrier for them—and for other baseball announcers who are in the same boat—each time they are forced to read endless inane copy that turns every available moment into advertising revenue. A few days ago I heard an “injury report” informing listeners that no one on the team was injured at the time. That bit of silliness was sponsored by a law firm that specializes in injury suits. How long will it be before they sell the advertising rights to the sunshine or the air we breathe?
And why, oh why, did the Mets agree to link the name of the ballclub to the likes of Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity? How many times must we be reminded that WOR is the “new home” of those two bags of poison gas “and the New York Mets.” Eventually it occurred to me that there must now be others taking their place on WABC so I tuned in for a moment, only to hear the toxic intonations of Michael Savage, who used to be on WOR. A moment was more than enough: “Dr. Savage” (as he enjoys being addressed by callers) sounded like he was foaming at the mouth.
But the worst thing about the Mets switching radio stations is that the WOR signal is much weaker than that of WFAN, their former longtime home. WOR doesn’t carry as well to Orange County. I tune in a game when I’m driving and I often have to listen through static and high-pitched whistling noises that other family members find unbearable. This usually ends with my grumpily acceding to a passionate request to turn off the radio. It also reminds me of what it was like when I was 10 years old and begged in vain to be allowed to stay up later to hear the end of a game. How did I end up with a wife as merciless as my parents? How can they not care that it’s the top of the ninth or extra innings? I used to be able to pick up WFAN and listen to Mets games when we went to New Hampshire during the summer. Good luck with that now that they are ensconced in their new home alongside Hannity and Limbaugh.
The thing that annoys me most, however, about baseball this season is not the overbearing advertising or the Mets changing radio stations. Rather, it is the increasing use of video replays to determine if an umpire has made the correct call. Now, for example, if a manager believes the umpire made the wrong call of safe or out on a close play at home plate, he can calmly signal to the umpires that he’d like to challenge said call. The umpires will then trudge from the field via one of the dugouts to watch the replay. This may take a minute or two (affording previously untapped advertising opportunities). Upon their return to the field the umpires will either uphold the original decision or reverse it.
This is supposed to be wonderful for the game. I find it more likely to induce sleep or a change in channels. I prefer the occasional bad call (umpires are human after all) and the ensuing rhubarbs involving managers such as Earl Weaver, Leo Durocher, and Billy Martin. Imagine if this rule had been in effect, say, during the first game of the 1955 World Series when Jackie Robinson stole home. Maybe Yogi was right. Maybe it was the wrong call. But so what? It’s so much better this way.
Michael can be reached at michael@zestoforange.com.
Tags: Howie Rose, Jackie Robinson, Josh Lewin, limbaugh, Mets, Michael Kaufman, Michael Savage, Sean Hannity, Yogi Berra
May 18th, 2014 at 10:39 pm
Thank you, Michael, for this hardhitting, thorough, and courageous entry. Yours is precisely the kind of journalism needed if the corruption all too common at every level of government, no matter the party, is to be rooted out. The blunt, ugly truth is that “care” for the elderly and disabled means windfall profits for the opportunistic and dishonest.
Some well-connected, behind-the-scenes somebody(s) stand to make a fortune from turning Valley View into a for-profit entity.
May 20th, 2014 at 12:30 pm
I feel your pain, Michael, especially with regard to the video replays. Worst of all, they’ve cut down on the time-honored tradition of rhubarbs with the ump. Somewhere up there, Earl Weaver is shaking his head and kicking dirt.
However, there is some good technology news with respect to baseball: $20 a season buys you the major league baseball app for your smartphone or tablet. No more snap, crackle or pop as you tune your radio dial. For us Yankees fans, no more throwing things as John and Suzyn butcher another game, since the app live-streams all team broadcasts. On days when the Dodgers are playing, you can listen to the wonderful Vin Scully, in what may be his last season in LA. That, by itself, was worth the price of admission for me.