Three Things That are Obsolete


By Bob Gaydos

When, in the course of human events, certain things outlive their usefulness, it is important, perhaps even necessary, that society scrap them. Send them to the landfill or the museum. Say bon voyage, adios, good riddance. Thanks, but no thanks.

It strikes me that three things fall into that category today in America:

  • The penny: A penny for your thoughts? Really? This blog is free, but otherwise my thoughts are going to require three figures (no decimal points). It’s simple: The penny can’t buy anything today. It is a nuisance, forming colonies on dresser tops and deli counters. Merchants routinely round their prices to avoid it. And it costs 2.41 cents to mint every penny. That’s a hefty loss for a nation struggling with a debt ceiling.

Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner announced last year that the government would start using cheaper materials in pennies this year. What little copper was still there would likely disappear and there might be less zinc. He said this would save abut $75 million a year. Scrapping pennies altogether would save the government more than twice that amount and make life much more manageable for cashiers. (Nickels, by the way, are in the same category.) Rumor has it that some new pennies have arrived and they are, well, funky. Kind of light and not necessarily official looking.

I’m not sure who it is that still wants this money-losing money to be minted, There are surely plenty around to satisfy collectors. For comparison, Canada, which scrapped its penny Feb. 4, estimates there are 6 billion of them in circulation and it will take about four years for them to disappear now that minting has ceased. Merchants are rounding up or down until that time for cash customers. Sounds doable, eh?

  • Cursive writing: Or at least teaching cursive writing in elementary school. Before you traditionalists get your drawers in a knot, think about it. When was the last time you used true cursive, not some amalgam of printing and scribbling that was barely legible — by you? The days of “slide, slide and glide” (capital I, remember?) have been replaced by txtng. In electronic communications, neatness is automatic. It’s spelling  that suffers. Kids hate learning cursive. Teachers probably would rather be teaching writing well, not neatly.

There will always be people who will be able to write cursively, just as there are talented folks who can do calligraphy. But I have gone from cursive to manual typewriter, to electric typewriter, to laptop and smart phone. Each change made writing more efficient, which is the key. And think of the poor guy leaving memos on cave walls. What he would have done for papyrus and a pen?

Cursive is no longer required as part of the Common Core State Standards, but states have been slow to drop it. Hawaii, Indiana and Kansas have. New York leaves it up to the school district to make the decision. Folks, if your district teaches it, ask them to stop. You’d be better off learning about LOL than teaching your kids to write a capital Z.

  • The Republican Party: Talk about obsolete. The 21st century version of the party of Lincoln has been hijacked by haters, nay-sayers, evangelists, wealthy bullies and Flat Earthers. Anything, anyone, any idea that does not fit their narrow view of life is automatically a threat and subject to loud assault, not debate. It has no interest in working with others to better life for all Americans. It has no interest, in fact, in working with anyone who disagrees with its views.

In the last presidential election, women, Latinos, African Americans, gays and young people favored the Democrat, Barack Obama. The whiz kids of the Grand Old Party are now trying to figure out how to buy those votes or change people’s minds. Few Republicans talk abut changing the party’s stances on some issues, such as immigration, abortion or gay marriage. Those who do are subjected to attack, ridicule and phony allegations. In fact, facts have little currency in the current GOP.

The best thing would be for the Republicans with a brain, a heart and a sense of obligation to actual governing (I know they’re out there) to form a new party. Leave Karl Rove, Roger Ailes, the Koch brothers and the Tea Partiers the ruins of the day. We don’t need them anymore.

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7 Responses to “Three Things That are Obsolete”

  1. BobGaydos Says:

    Erik Gliedman on Facebook: … agreed, along with the Democrat Party, too.

  2. BobGaydos Says:

    Roseanne Sullivan on Facebook: I disagree on cursive writing.

  3. BobGaydos Says:

    Stephen Mellus on Facebook: Why in God’s name do you include cursive? Does. no one write letters these days? Writing a hand-written letter to someone, especially when dealing with a very personal and perhaps sensitive subject. I think it shows a greater level of personal warmth and remains with someone for their lifetime. Are phone calls to follow, when texting is so much colder and easier. Avoids that icky human contact.

  4. BobGaydos Says:

    Carol Montana on Facebook: As always, a very astute column.

  5. Jean Webster Says:

    Okay, I’ve been trying to link these three supposedly obsolete things – pennies, cursive writing and the Republican Party. Nothing comes, but I do have a comment. Pennies are basically useless. BUT! I have a small covered basket of pennies that props open our back condo door on good days. Secondly, our candy store on the coast of Maine still has ONE one-cent candy – Red Swedish Fish. People can’t resist them. But, they usually buy more than one…especially if they’re getting back six cents change. So…on to cursive writing. I agree with Roseanne Sullivan and Stephen Mellus. I can still wrap my fingers around a pen to write a note or send a card to a loved one or friend. And receiving a hand written card? The best. So, no….let’s keep cursive. Maybe when my generation is gone, you can write off cursive! But, we CAN do without the Republican Party. Bob Gaydos set it well.

  6. Bob Mullin Says:

    Definitely the penny. Just makes sense.

  7. Marshall Rubin Says:

    Waitaminitt!! Cursive writing requires discipline and artistry. Pennies have lots of uses, including as ballast for submarines. But the Republican Party is worse than useless. It’s a cancer that’s destroying our nation. I’ll take the first two any day!

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